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Men’s Birthday Surprise Ugly Sweater

What do you give the Son of Man who has everything? A very special surprise from his bestie. No, it didn’t take much convincing to get St. Nick to hide inside a cake. After all, it’s a job with snacking built in. Just be glad we didn’t show you the full reveal. Santa in a sequined red banana hammock is not an image you’d ever be able to scrub from your brain. It might ruin Christmas forever.