• $65

Men’s North Swole Ugly Christmas Sweater

When did Old Saint Nick start spiking his milk and cookies with protein powder? About the time Mrs. Claus started her latest candy cane diet. She’s looking deliciously plump, and Santa feels like he has to pump up to keep up. Too bad he only works out with his bag toting arm. The other arm (not pictured here) looks like it belongs to a teenage elf. Embarrassing!