• $64.95

Women’s Rainbow Dayglow Ski Sweater

If a rainbow in these neon colors ever shows up in the sky, it’s not a good sign. It means there’s been a nuclear meltdown at a reactor somewhere and we’re all about to grow gills and webbed feet. In the meantime, this shockingly tacky ski sweater is sure to provoke gasps of horror and titters of unease in your fellow skiers. There’s simply no excuse for wearing this grotesque design—except that you’re hot enough to get away with it!